Ah...well, that may account for your reasonably open-minded approach to the entire subject, Don. ;-)

I have suspected that I was an alien since shortly after birth. Not a space alien, mind you. Just an alien, period. I find the social norms around me irritating, irrational, and nonsensical in the extreme. I don't fit in with the mainstream, and never wanted to. Yup, I somehow reincarnated on the wrong planet, that's all there is to it.