"WAV, far be it from to question the integrity of your chosen medium to deliver your,er, 'unique' , um, 'content' to the world but I can't help but notice at least two of your friends on your MySpace site are actually dead. How the fuck did they do that then? They were in the ground when MySpace was just an itch on Margaret Thatcher's left bollock?" (Stigweard)...firstly, no need to swear, my friend!; for a while I avoided myspace
"Friends" (who are really just links) whose Spaces are definitely not mangaged by the person they present...but then I changed my mind and treated them more as links to some good stuff.

Don - last I heard Maria Sharapova was still out of action with a bad shoulder injury..?