Oh, go on then. You talked me into it. Not that I needed much persuading - it's a bit like virtual performing. Apologies for the British spelling, but it's how I always think of it.

MY GIRL BILL
(Jim Stafford)

Bill walked me to my door last night,
And he said: "Before I go
There's something about our love affair
That I have a right to know."
I said: "Let's not stand out here like this,
What would the neighbours think?
Why don't we just step inside
And I'll fix us both a drink."

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My girl Bill,
My - my girl Bill.
Can't say enough about the way I feel about my girl,
My girl Bill.

William's hands were shaking
As he took his glass of wine
And I could see we both felt the same
And when his eyes met mine
I said: "Who we love and why we love -
It's hard to understand
So let's just sit here on the couch
And face this - man to man.

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"Now, Bill, you know we just left her place
And we both know what she said.
She doesn't want to see your face
And she wishes you were dead.
Now, I know we both love her,
And I guess we always will.
But you're gonna have to find another
'Cos she's my girl, Bill."

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