I'm getting great vision!!! The Rock steps into the ring. He gives the crowd "The People's Eyebrow" amidst thunderous cheers and screams. The from off the ring, someone hands him a Martin D-85 acoustic. He checks the tuning once, and then deftly leaps into The Wreck Of The Old '97, thus proceeding to give the crowd "The People's Music." I'm starting to like the folkmusic/wrestling more and more...

--Mbo