All I want to know is, Sorcha, when you aren't touching your toes, where do your arms end? (*BG*) I refer to your comment that "Actually, my arms will go almost half way to my elbows when doing toe touches" - MY arms go past MY elbows no matter what I'm touching! This must be VERY interesting!
And I love the heart-shaped toes comment.

And while I haven't heard about the one-armed fiddler, I did hear the one about the one-legged no-armed three-eyed hitchhiker in Australia. When someone finally pulled over, the ride was offered with an Ay ay ay, you look 'armless! Hop in!