In the ten years I've been around here we've talked about damn near everything including condoms and dental dams so this one should fit right in.

Karen and I went to an Ethiopian restaurant the other night, a first time for their cuisine. It was great and we loved it but typically (unfortunately) I needed to use the head. This place is in an old building just north of the Ohio State campus and has probably lived its life in a dozen or more uses. Restrooms were put in as mandatory for the current use but the guy that did it needs to be strung up by his balls.

The toilet is at the far end of the VERY narrow room and within 6-8 inches of the backwall. The front of the seat is about 15 inches from the wall in front of you where the toilet paper rack takes up room as well.   Its sits for some reason on a raised platform portion of floor and the urinal is at your back and maybe 18" to your left.

If you're 5 foot tall and weigh 92 pounds, its probably just "cozy." But if you're a 6 foot fatfuck at 250 with size 13 feet its damn near an impossibility! Had things not been desparate I'd have gone elsewhere but...............................Words cannot describe the experience and you don't want to hear it. To make matters worse, this piece of shit shitter had a defective flush valve and I'm in there flushing repeatedly for about 5 minutes.

Now you know I'm not the only one who has had this experince in that place but I may have been the first to nicely and jokingly (but equally seriously) complain a bit. The owner was a real nice fella and even with the language hurdle I think he understood and wasn't insulted.

Afterwards I got to thinking of all the sub-standard crappers I've used for nigh on 60 years and I figure I ain't alone, so................................

Spaw