Ross must be the World's Greatest Contortionist, otherwise he wouldn't be able to get his head so far up his own arse.

Russell Brand is simply vile in every way - vile in his appearance, vile in his speech, vile in his humour, and by all accounts vile in his sexual habits. A real piece of shit.

Good riddance to them both.

Eighteen million would pay for a lot of folk music on the BBC.