I've voted, Mom. There were a lot of people there, too. I've also been flu shotted, blood tested, and my bone density (measured at my right ankle, not my head) is 114% when compared to a young adult.

Mom, I hope you don't mind that I voted a split ticket, but some of the other side who were running were a LOT better than the other. I mean let's face it, Mom, Karen is young and "hot" and so would make a good County Commissioner and here opponent is a sour-faced old guy. Oh, sure, the old guy had two PhDs and forty years experience in public service and Karen graduated from high school last year, but she IS experienced, if you get my drift Mom.