Don't be so familiar. To the baying pack of goats and sheep (Scottish Division) I am Ms Easby. And you needn't think you can change your quarry and go in pursuit of me instead of the two puerile, nincompoop presenters because I have absolutely no agenda. I've nothing whatsoever to do with R2 (as I said before), I've never even heard Russell Brand and I've seen Jonathan Ross vaguely once or twice on television. I was simply explaining, for those clearly unaware, how broadcasting operates. And I'm now heading back upstairs where it's slightly less silly.