I've got to say that Woss seems to want it both ways, fnarr, fnarr.

On the one hand he enjoys dishing it out - but as some other posters pointed out, he's pretty quick at waving writs if anybody has a go at him.

I happened to pass Leicester Square a few years ago and watched the celebs leaving a premiere, worshipped by a baying mob. Woss, wife and kids could hardly walk under the weight of expensive freebies presented to them as a thank you for gracing the cinema with their presence. Yeah, edgy, right.

Anyway, what's all this Young Turk stuff - Woss is 47 and Brand is 33 for Pete's sake!