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Thread #113950   Message #2481403
Posted By: GUEST,Tom
31-Oct-08 - 11:56 PM
Thread Name: Mad Magazine parodies
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies
The one I remember is "I've Got To Stop Smoking" sung to the tune of "On Top Of Old Smoky"


I've got to stop smoking
My doctor has said
Or else when I'm seven
I'm sure to be dead

Cigarettes can cause cancer
But that makes no sense
I've got to stop stealing
My dear daddy's Kents

Now here in the sixties
When going with chicks
Cigarettes can give status
To a boy who is six

But I must live clean now
At six life is ripe
Cigarettes I will give up
And switch to a pipe