I will axe y'all not to continue using "The Mother Of All..." when describing a major event. The Mother of all Splinters, The Mother of all Pit Bulls, etc.

I am still amused however at the Smothers Brothers wishing Richard Nixon a "Happy Mother's Day".

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Enough! This is turning into the "Mother of All Aggravating Threads".