I am sure that with a little light-fingered skullduggery our own ignoble sibling Rapaire can provide you with a Have-a-Rapaire-trap, much cheaper. He knows where to get such things wholesale, by lifting them without credit from others.

You can him to provide you with a Podcast of his noble self reciting his wonderful composition, "The Jam at Gerry's Rocks", or perhaps his eternal poem, "Ozymandias", or his incomparable "RIding Through the Woods on a Snowy Evening".

That will bore the voles to death. Better still let him sing his memorable Italian song to them from an iPod set to Repeat:

"VOOOOOLE!   ARAY!!!   WOAHOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!

VOLE, AREZ! WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH!!!!!!"


They will flee, I guarantee it.


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