Watching this with interest. I imagine I am unusual in having an indoor snail problem (bedroom, since you ask) they're relatively small, but numerous, and I could happily do without them.

I know it's the damp that attracts them, but can I move a 250-year-old flat to higher ground? The neighbours would fall into the harbour.

I can't see me following Sibe's ideas for snail control; woodash, soot, and broken eggshells sound like a bad idea to a chap with bare feet. Cedar sawdust, though, wonder if I can find a local supply.