"Can Ebbie read the bill and make up her own mind or does she a man to figure things out and do the heavy lifting?

"Hey Mick, Ebbie here needs a big strong man help with her thinking and protect her."

sheeit. Thou art a bitter, ineffectual, defeated person. Were I a man I would be embarrassed for you. As it is, I can pour a little magnamity in your direction, recognizing that you have suffered a nasty blow. Give it up, man. lol