Now, don't get him started on about annihilating kangaroos, David, or else I'll have to get Crocodile Dundee in to sort you both out! :0)

I have a really dainty little cat, called Tilly. She's like a ballerina and soooooo pretty, with black markings around her eyes that make her look like an Arabian Princess...but she's a far more cold blooded killer than James Bond.

'Pussy Gadzooks!' they call her, out here on the street.

She can fell a squirrel with one bite to its neck, catch bats, water rats, sloworms, and the hours I've spent catching mice and taking them to a Safe House, giving them a new disguise an all...

Yeuch!! How did I end up with such a Cutie Killer?

Heck, when I was little, I used to bring worms in from the garden when it rained, to keep them dry. And now, I have to clean up after Pussy Gadzooks! :0(