The song opens with a monologue something like, "Welcome to the Hotel Sheets! Ah there's laughter and gaiety nightly in the Hotel Sheets ... and now here's a medly from ... and his orchestra - Your Red Scarf Matches Your Eyes and Loving You Has Made Me Bananas".

The missing verse is sort of "You burned your fingers that evening, while my back was turned, I asked the waiter for iodine, but I dined all alone".

A minor hit as I recall circa 1967.

Regards John