Well, when I was in junior high school we had one of these bullies... He was so friggin' stupid that he had failed so many grades that he was like, ahhhhhh, 17 years old an in the 8th grade and so one day in English class he just, out of the blue, punched me in the face... I don't know why he did it but he did....

Well, I went home and told my dad and my dad said that all ya' had to do was stand up to bullies... I tried to tell him that Clarkie Crumbar was like 17 years old and outweighed me by a hunmdred pounds but my dad would have nothin' of it so...

..."bout a week later in gym class I worked up my nerve figuring that the PE teachers would step in and save me from being killed so...

... right there during PE I slowly walked up to Clarkie and punched him as hard as I could in his face...

This was the stupidist thing I did as a 13 year old boy!!!

Okay, he didn't kill me but he hurt me very badly before the PE teachers could get him off me... When all the bllod was cleaned up I had a broken nose (with both eyes blackened) and welts alll over my poor head...

To this very day I have problems with sinuses from that broken nose...

Thanks, Dad... Any other good ideas???

B~