Will Fly - you don't like my "direct" (blurb) metre and rhyme, and I don't like free verse "poetry".

Who mentioned free verse, you idiot? Can't you see that your so-called poetry doesn't have (a) any metre and (b) any rhyme. It's not poetry, and you aren't a poet by any stretch of the imagination. You have no ear, no scansion, no rhythm, no imagery, no lyricism, no point. Even McGonigall - for all that he's laughed at - has more poetic guts in him than you have. Your "verse" is simply a waste of space.

Try reading real poetry. If your "verse", together with your illiterate responses on this and other threads, and the ill-conceived ideas you harbour, is evidence of a BA in Humanities, I'll believe it when I see the degree certificate. You can't write, you can't argue, you can't give sources or proper citations to back up your arguments, you can't see beyond the feeble, racist, bigoted, stupidities that pass for your world view.

Now tell me - am I the first here to mention all this?