Spaw:

Stealth-blown is an Olde English custom that used to traditionally take place behind the bike sheds or on the back seat of a bus... isn't it?

Ruth Archer:

A round of applause!

WaV:

Whiteboy, if you really are as unemployable as you seem, try and find something useful to do with your time. I'm sure there are training courses for all sorts of things available. I believe there's also a book that may be of benefit too: "How to Make Friends and Influence People".