I was listening to the apparently everlasting Rolf Harris on Radio 4 this morning. There is going to be a re-launch of his biggest hit 'Two Little Boys'.
Suddenly there came to my mind a parody heard many years ago, and I wonder if any Mudcatters can let me have the words.

Two little boys had two little toys
Each had a cross cut [?] saw.

a few lines, then.

One little chap then had a mishap
He cut his left leg off.
...................?
...................?

The chorus started.

Did you think I would leave you hobbling?
And he cut off his right leg too

etc etc.


JM