Little Hawk, if someone lies about you, don't you think you have a right to set the record straight? If not, you leave me no choice but to curse you with that ancient and most dreaded of Japanese curses, "Whasamalayou!??"

But, of course, I mustn't do that, otherwise our resident racist will try to divert attention from himself (ironic, that, since he's here primarily for the attention!) by squealing with delight that I've just offered him further proof that I am a racist, not him.

So just forget it!

Don Firth