I'm beginning to feel sorry for Sarah Palin. It has taken me a week to simmer down. But then I heard she spent an entire Saturday sorting through clothes trying to determine which ones were hers and which ones belonged to the Republican Campaign Committee, all those clothes! Poor woman! So many clothes, so little time! And, Lord knows, whatever happened to the receipts?

You don't suppose there might be an accidental fire in her future?

"All God's children need shoes!"

Charley Noble