(Yes, I realize this is not a 'What Not to Do When Arrested' story but it IS crime related. It just struck me as funny. :)

The Uses of Food at North Pole


"North Pole is a city of less than 2,000 people about 14 miles south of Fairbanks on the Richardson Highway. The robbery was the 12th robbery of a bank or credit union in Alaska this year, according to the FBI.

A secretary at North Pole Middle School took the bomb threat call at about 1:20 Wednesday afternoon. The caller said the bomb would explode in two minutes.

Forty minutes later, a man that witnesses said was in his 20s entered the credit union, approached a teller and demanded money. He received an undisclosed amount and fled on food .

The grocery store anchors one end of the North Pole Plaza, a mall a few blocks from the school. Law enforcement authorities rushed to the mall and sealed off entrances. Shoppers were allowed to finished their business and leave."