Last time around the Liberal Party Of Canada was given a choice between a Canadian who wasn't really a Liberal and a Liberal who wasn't really a Canadian. It surprised everyone, including itself, by choosing a Canadian Liberal. But this time around I'm betting on the Liberal who isn't really a Canadian. He's the one who had originally been decided upon in hushed conversations between comfy armchairs in the Rideau Club reading room.

As for Chongo, why would he want to be P. M.? Chongo Messy already has the most important job in Canada, host of CBC Radio's flagship programme. Besides, the darn chimp can't even spell his own name.