Why not just tell 'em that it's okay if they voted for Obama as long as they wear paper bags over their heads while squawking like chickens for fifteen minutes, followed by the ritual kissing of a black cat on the ass while standing under a ladder and throwing non-iodized salt over one's left shoulder?

If people are gonna let their lives be led by a bunch of superstitious mumbo-jumbo, why not make it some real superstitious mumbo-jumbo? It's still bullshit, but it's lots more fun.