"Gee, Officer, I didn't realize I was weaving and swerving and I wasn't intentionally speeding. It's just that the kid in the front seat was turned around, fighting with the two who were wrestling in the back seat, and when I turned around to make them sit back down, I dropped my Big Mac, my coffee AND my cell phone. These prescription meds I'm on have my head a little fuzzy, otherwise I'd have insisted the kids buckle up before we left."