Dum, dum, diddy, diddy, dum, dum, daaaa-dum!
Dum, dum, diddy, diddy, dum, dum, daaaa-dum!
DUM! Da-da-da-dum...
DUM! Da-da-da-dum...
Diddy, diddy, diddy, diddy, da-da-da-da-daaaaa-dum!
(Repeat the above merrily over and over again on the circus calliope. It is guaranteed to brighten up your day.)