I dunno man. I have, in my thoughtless youth, made fun of those who were offended by stipulated sacrilege, believing they were being too precious for their own good about a bunch of imaginary attributes stuck on a bunch of rusty, dusty icons.

But, in your case, I think sacrilege is definitely an applicable charge. Your braggadocio sounds like something that would be invented around a campfire to see if you could make Big Sergeant Goliath laugh, 'cuz he looked so funny when he really guffawed.

I have to hand it to ya, though, if I have to endure low-class sacriligious jokes, I prefer yours to a few others I have heard. :D Archie Bunker comes to mind.


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