There actually have been some good quotes in recent movies for kids--(but the writers have learned it's good to try to appeal to adults too, fortunately).

From "Over the Hedge" (I'm pretty sure)--at the end of the film when the battleax who's been trying--unsuccessfully, of course--to keep raccoons, squirrrels and the other characters out of her pristine development--is standing there, having had something blow up in her face--can't remember what--and also is being arrested for something.

Anyway she's standing there with her hair singed, and she's being arrested--and she screams:   "BUT I'M THE PRESIDENT OF A HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION!!!!"

The other one I really like is from "Ice Age": some line of animals, can't remember what kind, is marching along to this cadence:
"I don't know, but I been told
Uh, 2,3,4.
End of the world is mighty cold"