I think you should start up an anonymizer (a service which reroutes your outgoing mail with an anonymous sourcepoint) and send them one of the Nigerian Prince letters we have collected. They deserve each other. Then, you could send the Nigerian Prince one of the assassination threat letters. FUn and games.

"I am going to kill you!"

"God be with you I want to send you five million dollars!"

"I only want $30,000 not to kill you."
"But you must send me your particulars first--bank account and address and so on."
"I am an intenrational assassin!! I don't send my particulars ot people on the INternet!!!"

"I cannot send you five million dollars until I can get it out of the country into your bank account!"

"COme and deliver it in person in an unmarked envelope, at the place and time of my choosing."

"I cannot do that!! They won't let me out of Nigeria."

"Then send me a cashiers check!"

"First send me $1500 dollars to handle the lawyers' fees to free the money from the current account and clear it for export!!"

"I am an ASSASSIN!! I don't send nobody $1500!!!!"

"But...I cannot send you five million dollars without this upfront cash!!!"

"I am going to kill you!!!"

Mwahahaha.


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