We sang this song a little differently when I was growing up and I taught it to my brother's kids. Our version went like this:

CHORUS:
Hagdalena Bagdalena Hootenstiener Waltendiener
Hogan Logan Bogan was her name.

She had two brains in her head,
one was crippled and the other was dead.

CHORUS

She had long hair down her back,
the ends were yellow and the roots were black.

CHORUS

She had two eyes in her head,
one was purple and the other was red.

CHORUS

She had a nose like a B-48
and her backbone swung like a garden gate.

CHORUS

She had two teeth in her mouth,
one pointed north and the other pointed south.

CHORUS

She had two arms on her body,
one was nice and the other was naughty.

CHORUS

She had two legs on her hips,
one touched the floor and the other touched her lips.

CHORUS

(sung slowly) A ten ton truck hit Hagdalene,
(sung quickly) and the driver had to buy a new machine.

Oh, CHORUS