Sloe jin is fir girls...

You wanta be a man when you grow up, Richie, then get you a good jelly jar of shine... No fruit... Jus' good ol' moonshine... Shake it and jus' watch them thousands of little bubbles... If it don't have 'um, leave it alone but if it does, you go an' get that stuff as cold as you can... You can't freeze it so don'tcha worry yer little head about it freezin'... Just get it cold, cold, cold... Like put it in the freezer fir 'bout 3 days and then take it out an' pour you a shot glass of that pure shine an'...

... down the hatch, Rich... If you ain't a "Believer" you'll be one after that shine ends up in yer tummy... Yo sho nuff will... Shine is what brought me to Jesus... Yezzir!!! An' every time I take me a shot of coldass shine I say, "Thank you, Jesus"... I sho nuff do...

Now here's the best part... They say that alcohol is a depressant but when I take me a nice shot first thing after breakfast it turns me into the Energizer Bunny... Make me wanta crank up my Stihl and cut up a couple cord of firewood... 'Er get on my tractor and bushog 5 acres... 'Er join the locall AA chapter...

(No, BOberdz... Don't go turnin' yer butt into them folks... Next thing ya know they'll have you chain-smokin' cigaretes and drenkin' coffee 24/7... You want that???)

Nevermind...

B~