I go away on a little time travel and on return I'm reeling...

Mae West on steriods - the mind boggles.

And the whole Chinga/chongo thing has me so confused. If Chongo isn't real, then how can Chinga be his sister? But Didn't Blake Madison share a couple of Cases with Chongo? So maybe Chongo *is* real and Chinga isn't. Except I've heard to much about Chinga....no one makes up stories like that.

The next thing you know someone is going to claim that Mylie Cyrus and Hannah Montana are the same person. (Then how come they did a tour together? I mean, they were both onstage at the same time, weren't they?)