You betcha I'm watching Canadian politics! There aren't any buffer states between me and Alberta and any day the Canadian Defence Forces might invade us and, in a sudden swoop, conquer Idaho so that Idaho's Famous Potatoes would become a Canadian product to complement the "Alberta Beef" and "Alberta Chicken" campaigns. Then they'd take away my guns and force me into a French-speaking gay marriage with an Inuit who raises huskies for his on-line pharmacy business.

Besides, I actually care about what's happening to our Northern Neighbor.