So a styrofoam cup keeps the hot stuff hot and the cold stuff cold...............but how do it know?

How come Irish Spring doesn't join up with Massengill? Then they could use the same two people saying the same things in the ads. The woman says, "I just love the shape" and the big Irish bloke says, "And what a fine, fresh, scent!"

What's the calorie count on edible panties? Or does it really matter?

Spaw