Are there edible panties that come with chocolate "tread marks" on them? Can sadists serve them with whipped cream, perhaps with a cherry? Should you put on unchewed ones before you go out in case you're in a accident and have to be taken to the Emergency Room? How does the SM crowd make whipped cream, and doesn't it splash all over when they do?

And why doesn't a golden parachute either rip to shreds when it opens because gold foil isn't all that strong or crush the dude using it upon landing?

I have LOTS of questions.