Mick - my Experiences with Morris Dancers will be available as a one off single run printing, sold only in plain brown wrappers at an astronomical charge.

Malcolm - read the book!!! I'm taking the fifth!!!

However, it isn't true that you'll get pregnant if you wear a morris dancers hat - I've worn several and only had one baby - and that (amongst other things) was due to being painted green by the bogies at Hastings!

LTS