Not much to say that would add to the opinion, but a technical correction is in order:

Bastard should start breaking rock in Yuma, put him on a chain gang

Ain't no rocks big 'nuff to break in Yuma. It's all just little pebbles that float to the top of the sand - that they call "desert pavement."

Only thing for jailbirds to do there is "stack sand" and sweat.

The "historic" territorial prison would be an appropriate place for this guy; but some renovation would be needed since a couple of the walls fell down.

Same as for the troops stationed at the Ordnance Test Base there, where I spent most of a two year tour. (But we had big trucks to test for amusement, and a bar at the "club" on post.)

John