Woe is me! As a pedagogue I have peddled taxa and all sorts of taxonomic curiosities; even screws couldn't escape my dichotomies. I even did it in the presence of minors!

Sob!

And in Oz, paedophilia is pronounced pretty much as written, especially by those with some pedagogy in their background but particularly so among pedants.

I'll now take my foot out of my mouth.

Cheers, Rowan