The Pina Colada song is a strong contender, for sure. Other than being just a whimsical bit of fluff, it's a cheap shot at things like health food, yoga, veggie-burgers, and other worthwhile stuff like that that Mr Joe-Average in the song is just WAY too cool and "normal" to ever want to engage in....

Somebody oughta strap that boy down and shove tofu down his gullet, I say! ;-)