No, sillies--the Lapp that you want me to run 'round the house and barn. Of course, with my luck, I would catch her and things would just get started when I'd go and stand up. Everyone knows that's a good way to lose your Lapp. Even if I kept my Pole.

As for Hilarity Clintonita, I am sure she has been called all kinds of things, but no-one ever suggested she was a Lapp Dancer. I suspect Scottish-Irish.

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