sorry I kinda messed up the first one

Dashing though the snow
in a pair of broken skis
over the hills we go crashing
into trees my face
is getting red I
think I'm almost dead
somebody call the ambulence
befor I lose my head Oh!
Jingle presents
Beat the pheasants
reindeer taste like spam
kick an elf and enjoy
yourself and have a cup of cheer!