No, sir, I will not. I have a reasonable command of Latin, and my own sister is a specialist in it. But the burden of communication, first and foremost, is on he who communicates, and for you to engage in this sort of wilful anti-communication on this most revered of threads is obstreperous, and verges on the anti-social. Go, get thee to a nunnery, th'art a bag of dry dust and a scalawag in the bargain.


A