Now they have all moved in:
12 drummers drumming, bodrhan players of course.
11 pipers piping - hookahs, nice touch.
10 lords a leaping - at least the milk maids are happy
9 ladies dancing - clogging in time to the bodrhans
8 maids a milking - that doesn't look like milking to me.
7 swans a swimming- someone has to shovel out the bathtub
6 geese a laying - actually three. The other three fell victim to the clog dancers.
5 faux golden diamonique rings (SIGH!)
4 calling birds
3 minus one french hens minus the two Freddie got
2 disemboweled turtledoves and
A partially mangled partridge in a peed-on pear tree.

Wonder if Micca and the blond are willing to do the clean up.