Alas! Poor Cyrano, your tales would not be admitted by Amos! Alack, poor Baron Munchausen, you would be forced to wait in outside the door! Ah, Alfred, your failed Gedankenexperimenten would be barred because they were in German and hence not worthy of BS! Don Quixote and Rabelais, Gargantua and Pantagruel, the Wife of Bath...all banned!

It is enough to make Mom weep...and she is.