Pete, were you pissed in 1666? That's the usual date for the event that began on Pudding Lane and ended at Pie Corner.

I've been in again tonight (oo-er Missus) and the beer on the bar will be Kent's Best - a 10 gallon barrel ordered especially for us folkies - a drinkable strength and less sulphurous than the MasterBrew.

First come, first served.

After it's gone, lagers, bottled ciders, bottled Shitfire, bottled Nun's Pleasure.