A story - yesterday was snowy. I found myself behind a white sedan which was sashaying all over the road. (I gave it lots of room.) 'Must be a cheap car,' I told myself. Soon the car turned into a driveway with a slight slope and got stuck. As I passed it, I saw that it was a:

BMW!   What a shame!

Holidaying in Wales, just collected hubbie's daughter and her friend from Treforest on the way to Cardiff, black BMW pulls out of blind street into main thoroughfare just in front of us causing us to swerve and break suddenly. What popped out of my mouth.

BMW = Blastid Master of Wank

I will never own a BMW... couldn't bear the stigma.