Ah...the place is open already! Where is that guaranteed-nothing-ever-gets-stale black-hole breadbox? OK...over there next to the reefer. I see that Sage brought the lox - here's six dozen hot fresh bagels to go with; two dozen plain, two dozen onion, a dozen green chili and a dozen cinnamon-raisin. That should calm the hunger pangs for a bit. Lets see, there was something else...oh yeah {he reaches into the other pocket of his parka and feels around}...no, that's the jar of olives...here it is. {He pulls out a gallon container of cream cheese (and none of that low-fat crap, either) and puts it into the refrigerator. Is there any Irish Coffee?