Persons wishing to write new songs on a like theme are welcome to the following jokes of long standing:

1. While a black man was sleeping in a field, a snake crawled into his pants. On awakening to a call of nature & opening his fly, he sees the snake stick its head out. "I knew you was big," he says, "and I knew you was black, but where'd you get them beady blue eyes?"

2. Two stereotypical macho types (call them Mexicans) are boasting of their endowments in a bar, and one of them bets that his is longer than the tail of that cat over there. The bartender fetches a ruler & measures the cat's tail, but when he proceeds to the disputant, the latter objects: "Just a moment, Senor, where did you measure that cat's tail from?" "From the asshole." "Well, kindly do me the same favor."